BASIC FEEDING NEEDS FOR ZOMBIE GRANDPAS

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'LL GET THIS

REMEMBER YOUR EX. (SHE STILL OWES YOU 50 BUCKS) *WINK WINK*

INCASE YOU BUY A ZOMBIE

IF YOU BUY A ZOMBIE YOU MAY NEED THIS BOOK:

sold seperatly of course for one million dollars

see if you stay alive for more then a day.

New Zombie Grandpa

NEW NEW NEW!!

ZOMBIE GRANDPA'S

name: iDk JUST FOUND HIM EATING SOME LITTLE GIRL

age: HE'S DEAD WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK

WARNING MAY NEED THIS BOOK:

Wannabe Huge Heffner

Name: Harold Myers aka Huge Heffner
Occupation: Pimp
Age: take huge heffners age and double it
Price:$ 90.00

Rich Grandpas

Name: George Richards

Occupation: Millionaire

Age: 72...i know he looks 85

price:$6,000.00 ( hes worth that much)

WARNING: He plas too much golf

THIS IS FOR U

People who have been telling us give back your grandpas this is for you:

WE FOUND HIM NOW HES OURS

FINDERS KEEPERS

HE LOOKED DEAD

NA NA NA NA NA WE GOT UR GRANDPA!!

More New Grandpas

Name: Thomas McHeller
Occupation: Baker
Age: lets just say OLD
Price: May vary
WARNING: HES A PERVERT (poor baby)

Name: Nelson breadmister
Occupation: Barber
Age: 67
Price:$ 55.00
NO WARNING: hes nice =)



Name: Oscar the Grouch Sr.
Occupation: garbage man
Age: UNKNOWN
Price: $20.00
WARNING: SCARES CHILDREN AWAY

Our new 'DVD'

If you only knew what
kind of toys we were talking
about.

WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN

WARNING:MAY TURN GRANPA INTO RAPIST