Thursday, April 9, 2009

New Grandpa In stock!!!



Name: Armando Vivas

Occupation: Pervert

Age:N/A

Price: $90.00

WARNING:PERVERT

JEWS JEWS JEWS!!!!



Names: Ebenezer, Noah, Moses, Yeeshai

Occupation: Own a Lakta Resturant

Age: N/A

Price:$9000.00 (hey there jewish)

We Got Some JEWS!!!!

Names: Jeremiah and Issac
Occupation: Yammakka Sales men
Age: IDK
Description: BORING
Price: $300.00 for both
WARNING: May speak hebrew and you wont know a god damn thing there saying

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Please Welcome Ming Chang Lee


Name: Ming Chang Lee
Occupation: Jackie Chan Look-a-Like
Age: who knows
Price: Original price: $35.94 but can be yours for $8.76
Description: Loves Sushi, makes those fake karate movies and is obsesed with Hannah Montana
WARNING: HES JUST WIERD.

Slapthetasteouttayourmouth Jhonson

Name: Slapthetasteouttayourmouth Jhonson
Age: He says 60 but damn he looks 90


Occupation: Can you believe it he's a pimp!
WARNING: beats children and hoes
WARNING: thinks he's going to a pimp and hoe covention

Mexican Grandpas Rock



If you got a Mexican Grandpa show off your pride with our new Mexican grandpa t-shirts.
You can get them in either black or white.
only $20.00
comes in, S, M, L, XL, XXL ETC. ETC.

fOR yOU sOUTHERN fOLKS


You think your "pappy" (whos actually your cousin that your mom had sex with but we don't judge) loves you. Well he doesn't. But to fool others buy this my pappy loves me T-shirt.
$10 for 1 or $5 for half of one
Sizes:
S, L, M
XL
XXL
XXXL
XXXXL
XXXXXL All are $20 for 1 or $10 for half

More T-Shirts OH BOY!!!



We got super grandpa and grandpa in training T-shirts for only the good price of
$15.00 each or $25.oo for two.
comes in: S, M, L, XL
$18.00 FOR BIGGER SIZES

6 Flags Grandpa


Name: Sixxer Baldstien
Age: 90 (acts like he's 6)
Occupation: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun (six flags)
WARNING: HE MAKES POOPIES
WARNING WARNING: VERY BIG POOPIES

Thursday, February 12, 2009

BASIC FEEDING NEEDS FOR ZOMBIE GRANDPAS


I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'LL GET THIS

REMEMBER YOUR EX. (SHE STILL OWES YOU 50 BUCKS) *WINK WINK*

INCASE YOU BUY A ZOMBIE


IF YOU BUY A ZOMBIE YOU MAY NEED THIS BOOK:
sold seperatly of course for one million dollars
see if you stay alive for more then a day.

New Zombie Grandpa




NEW NEW NEW!!


ZOMBIE GRANDPA'S

name: iDk JUST FOUND HIM EATING SOME LITTLE GIRL

age: HE'S DEAD WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK


WARNING MAY NEED THIS BOOK:


Friday, February 6, 2009

Wannabe Huge Heffner

Name: Harold Myers aka Huge Heffner
Occupation: Pimp
Age: take huge heffners age and double it
Price:$ 90.00

Rich Grandpas



Name: George Richards

Occupation: Millionaire

Age: 72...i know he looks 85

price:$6,000.00 ( hes worth that much)

WARNING: He plas too much golf

Thursday, February 5, 2009

THIS IS FOR U

People who have been telling us give back your grandpas this is for you:

WE FOUND HIM NOW HES OURS

FINDERS KEEPERS

HE LOOKED DEAD

NA NA NA NA NA WE GOT UR GRANDPA!!

More New Grandpas

Name: Thomas McHeller
Occupation: Baker
Age: lets just say OLD
Price: May vary
WARNING: HES A PERVERT (poor baby)

Name: Nelson breadmister
Occupation: Barber
Age: 67
Price:$ 55.00
NO WARNING: hes nice =)



Name: Oscar the Grouch Sr.
Occupation: garbage man
Age: UNKNOWN
Price: $20.00
WARNING: SCARES CHILDREN AWAY

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Our new 'DVD'

If you only knew what
kind of toys we were talking
about.

WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN

WARNING:MAY TURN GRANPA INTO RAPIST

Saturday, January 24, 2009

New T-Shirts

New old guys rule t-shirt.
comes in sizes: S,M,L, and XL for the low price of $10.50
bigger sizes : 2X & 3X are $11.99

New Grandpas in stock at GREAT PRICES!!!

Name: Ronald McDonald
Occupation: Clown
Age:53
Priced at: $65.00
WARNING: He may frighten children



Name: Mr. Smithers
Occupation: Retired English Teacher
Age: lets just say ......old
WARNING: Hes boring

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Welcome Eugene


Name: Eugene Wallace
Age: 92
Occupation: Dentist (even though his teeth are bad)
WARNING: He bites children and has bad breath!!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Please Welcome Burt To the Grandpa Store


Name: Burt Jenkins
Occupation: Retired Lumberjack/ The Mall Santa Claus
Age: 1.....hundred
Description: Looks like santa Claus. just cuz the holidays are over that doesnt mean you shouldnt have santa all year long.
WARNING: This guy really thinks hes Santa Claus