Saturday, January 24, 2009

New T-Shirts

New old guys rule t-shirt.
comes in sizes: S,M,L, and XL for the low price of $10.50
bigger sizes : 2X & 3X are $11.99

New Grandpas in stock at GREAT PRICES!!!

Name: Ronald McDonald
Occupation: Clown
Age:53
Priced at: $65.00
WARNING: He may frighten children



Name: Mr. Smithers
Occupation: Retired English Teacher
Age: lets just say ......old
WARNING: Hes boring

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Welcome Eugene


Name: Eugene Wallace
Age: 92
Occupation: Dentist (even though his teeth are bad)
WARNING: He bites children and has bad breath!!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Please Welcome Burt To the Grandpa Store


Name: Burt Jenkins
Occupation: Retired Lumberjack/ The Mall Santa Claus
Age: 1.....hundred
Description: Looks like santa Claus. just cuz the holidays are over that doesnt mean you shouldnt have santa all year long.
WARNING: This guy really thinks hes Santa Claus