Grandpa Store: 2009

Thursday, April 9, 2009

New Grandpa In stock!!!

Name: Armando Vivas

Occupation: Pervert

Age:N/A

Price: $90.00

WARNING:PERVERT

JEWS JEWS JEWS!!!!

Names: Ebenezer, Noah, Moses, Yeeshai

Occupation: Own a Lakta Resturant

Age: N/A

Price:$9000.00 (hey there jewish)

We Got Some JEWS!!!!

Names: Jeremiah and Issac
Occupation: Yammakka Sales men
Age: IDK
Description: BORING
Price: $300.00 for both
WARNING: May speak hebrew and you wont know a god damn thing there saying

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Please Welcome Ming Chang Lee

Name: Ming Chang Lee

Occupation: Jackie Chan Look-a-Like

Age: who knows

Price: Original price: $35.94 but can be yours for $8.76

Description: Loves Sushi, makes those fake karate movies and is obsesed with Hannah Montana

WARNING: HES JUST WIERD.

Slapthetasteouttayourmouth Jhonson

Name:

Slapthetasteouttayourmouth Jhonson
Age: He says 60 but damn he looks 90

Occupation: Can you believe it he's a pimp!

WARNING: beats children and hoes

WARNING: thinks he's going to a pimp and hoe covention

Mexican Grandpas Rock

If you got a Mexican Grandpa show off your pride with our new Mexican grandpa t-shirts.

You can get them in either black or white.

only $20.00
comes in, S, M, L, XL, XXL ETC. ETC.

fOR yOU sOUTHERN fOLKS

You think your "pappy" (whos actually your cousin that your mom had sex with but we don't judge) loves you. Well he doesn't. But to fool others buy this my pappy loves me T-shirt.

$10 for 1 or $5 for half of one

Sizes:

S, L, M

XXL

XXXL

XXXXL

XXXXXL All are $20 for 1 or $10 for half

More T-Shirts OH BOY!!!

We got super grandpa and grandpa in training T-shirts for only the good price of

$15.00 each or $25.oo for two.

comes in: S, M, L, XL

$18.00 FOR BIGGER SIZES

6 Flags Grandpa

Name: Sixxer Baldstien

Age: 90 (acts like he's 6)

Occupation: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun (six flags)

WARNING: HE MAKES POOPIES

WARNING WARNING: VERY BIG POOPIES

Thursday, February 12, 2009

BASIC FEEDING NEEDS FOR ZOMBIE GRANDPAS

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'LL GET THIS

REMEMBER YOUR EX. (SHE STILL OWES YOU 50 BUCKS) *WINK WINK*

INCASE YOU BUY A ZOMBIE

IF YOU BUY A ZOMBIE YOU MAY NEED THIS BOOK:

sold seperatly of course for one million dollars

see if you stay alive for more then a day.

New Zombie Grandpa

NEW NEW NEW!!

ZOMBIE GRANDPA'S

name: iDk JUST FOUND HIM EATING SOME LITTLE GIRL

age: HE'S DEAD WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK

WARNING MAY NEED THIS BOOK:

Friday, February 6, 2009

Wannabe Huge Heffner

Name: Harold Myers aka Huge Heffner
Occupation: Pimp
Age: take huge heffners age and double it
Price:$ 90.00

Rich Grandpas

Name: George Richards

Occupation: Millionaire

Age: 72...i know he looks 85

price:$6,000.00 ( hes worth that much)

WARNING: He plas too much golf

Thursday, February 5, 2009

THIS IS FOR U

People who have been telling us give back your grandpas this is for you:

WE FOUND HIM NOW HES OURS

FINDERS KEEPERS

HE LOOKED DEAD

NA NA NA NA NA WE GOT UR GRANDPA!!