Thursday, April 9, 2009

New Grandpa In stock!!!



Name: Armando Vivas

Occupation: Pervert

Age:N/A

Price: $90.00

WARNING:PERVERT

JEWS JEWS JEWS!!!!



Names: Ebenezer, Noah, Moses, Yeeshai

Occupation: Own a Lakta Resturant

Age: N/A

Price:$9000.00 (hey there jewish)

We Got Some JEWS!!!!

Names: Jeremiah and Issac
Occupation: Yammakka Sales men
Age: IDK
Description: BORING
Price: $300.00 for both
WARNING: May speak hebrew and you wont know a god damn thing there saying

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Please Welcome Ming Chang Lee


Name: Ming Chang Lee
Occupation: Jackie Chan Look-a-Like
Age: who knows
Price: Original price: $35.94 but can be yours for $8.76
Description: Loves Sushi, makes those fake karate movies and is obsesed with Hannah Montana
WARNING: HES JUST WIERD.

Slapthetasteouttayourmouth Jhonson

Name: Slapthetasteouttayourmouth Jhonson
Age: He says 60 but damn he looks 90


Occupation: Can you believe it he's a pimp!
WARNING: beats children and hoes
WARNING: thinks he's going to a pimp and hoe covention

Mexican Grandpas Rock



If you got a Mexican Grandpa show off your pride with our new Mexican grandpa t-shirts.
You can get them in either black or white.
only $20.00
comes in, S, M, L, XL, XXL ETC. ETC.

fOR yOU sOUTHERN fOLKS


You think your "pappy" (whos actually your cousin that your mom had sex with but we don't judge) loves you. Well he doesn't. But to fool others buy this my pappy loves me T-shirt.
$10 for 1 or $5 for half of one
Sizes:
S, L, M
XL
XXL
XXXL
XXXXL
XXXXXL All are $20 for 1 or $10 for half